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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 543 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1318 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,413 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 580 | 17% |
| Smokes | 948 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1031 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 854 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,060,628 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pommi | 55% | 38 |
| #2 | Eiska | 52% | 67 |
| #3 | tumma ihonen kehitys vammanen | 48% | 64 |
| #4 | Saku | 48% | 110 |
| #5 | Einz | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Saku | 48% | 110 |
| #5 | Einz | 46% | 13 |
| #6 | Sc0pe | 44% | 16 |
| #7 | Matti McConaughey | 43% | 14 |
| #8 | Petri | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saku | 21 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | tumma ihonen kehitys vammanen | 17 | 0.0127 |
| #3 | Eiska | 11 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | Petri | 5 | 0.0110 |
| #5 | Matti McConaughey | 3 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tumma ihonen kehitys vammanen | 551 | 0.41 | 11 min |
| #2 | Saku | 481 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #3 | Eiska | 273 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #4 | Petri | 98 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | Pommi | 69 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Einz | +3.83 | 82 | 65 |
| #2 | Eiska | +2.95 | 60 | 52 |
| #3 | Matti McConaughey | +2.82 | 70 | 32 |
| #4 | tumma ihonen kehitys vammanen | +2.75 | 53 | 56 |
| #5 | Petri | +1.46 | 52 | 60 |





