








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 660 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 175 matches | ||
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




97 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4752 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,527 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5740 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3354 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3278 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3155 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,303,464 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2567 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suomalain Temyz | 60% | 40 |
| #2 | Einz | 53% | 79 |
| #3 | Lewi | 52% | 67 |
| #4 | Petri | 51% | 94 |
| #5 | tumma ihonen kehitys vammanen | 48% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matti McConaughey | 51 | 0.0194 |
| #2 | Saku | 43 | 0.0133 |
| #3 | tumma ihonen kehitys vammanen | 31 | 0.0126 |
| #4 | Petri | 21 | 0.0118 |
| #5 | Einz | 11 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tumma ihonen kehitys vammanen | 1010 | 0.41 | 19 min |
| #2 | Saku | 758 | 0.23 | 17 min |
| #3 | Petri | 304 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | Matti McConaughey | 176 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Pommi | 161 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Einz | +4.82 | 75 | 48 |
| #2 | Eiska | +1.55 | 66 | 50 |
| #3 | tumma ihonen kehitys vammanen | +1.43 | 51 | 53 |
| #4 | Petri | +1.23 | 37 | 55 |
| #5 | Suomalain Temyz | +0.51 | 56 | 24 |





