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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1571 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 685 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 87 matches | ||
| Wingman | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 107 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




238 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9871 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,001 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11040 | 28% |
| Smokes | 10221 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 11175 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 7565 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,113,839 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1369 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Einz | +5.35 | 75 | 57 |
| #2 | tumma ihonen kehitys vammanen | +2.50 | 49 | 54 |
| #3 | Eiska | +2.36 | 63 | 53 |
| #4 | Petri | +1.55 | 40 | 55 |
| #5 | Suomalain Temyz | -0.19 | 44 | 37 |





