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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4366 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,295 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2161 | 15% |
| Smokes | 6743 | 47% |
| HE Grenades | 3037 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2354 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $772,692 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1897 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | JustaTheory | 50% | 234 |
| #7 | Xtinctleader | 46% | 56 |
| #8 | Combat Arm Veteran | 39% | 56 |
| #9 | hedgehog shitting | 37% | 49 |
| #10 | Riichi | 36% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krosser | 584 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| #2 | JustaTheory | 284 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | Combat Arm Veteran | 191 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | Xtinctleader | 171 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | hedgehog shitting | 140 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | It's NateID | +5.20 | 69 | 61 |
| #2 | Xtinctleader | +1.50 | 58 | 72 |
| #3 | Krosser | +0.57 | 73 | 70 |
| #4 | Pope Antonii I | +0.34 | 40 | 50 |
| #5 | JustaTheory | +0.29 | 46 | 55 |





