








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 13 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2626 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,687 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1817 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2405 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2409 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2056 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,053,975 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lazzy | 66% | 41 |
| #2 | It's NateID | 57% | 28 |
| #3 | Ya Grandma's Favorite Streamer | 55% | 42 |
| #4 | SKT Neoff | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | Color | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xtinctleader | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Krosser | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Saint | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | BetaNite | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | SKT Neoff | 2 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xtinctleader | 399 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | Krosser | 304 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #3 | Ya Grandma's Favorite Streamer | 226 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #4 | JustaTheory | 205 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | Combat Arm Veteran | 203 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | It's NateID | +6.24 | 78 | 65 |
| #2 | lazzy | +4.17 | 76 | 60 |
| #3 | SKT Neoff | +3.55 | 74 | 57 |
| #4 | Krosser | +2.33 | 74 | 73 |
| #5 | Xtinctleader | +1.30 | 55 | 68 |





