








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
536 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,851 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1963 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1690 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2207 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1991 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $426,112 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Pope Antonii I | 39% | 56 |
| #10 | Xtinctleader | 39% | 100 |
| #11 | Ya Grandma's Favorite Streamer | 37% | 43 |
| #12 | Saint | 30% | 27 |
| #13 | BetaNite | 27% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krosser | 8 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | Xtinctleader | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | BetaNite | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | JustaTheory | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Saint | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xtinctleader | 294 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | Krosser | 229 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #3 | Ya Grandma's Favorite Streamer | 170 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | hedgehog shitting | 159 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | BetaNite | 138 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | It's NateID | +6.65 | 76 | 63 |
| #2 | Dr. Edward Rictofen | +5.84 | 73 | 56 |
| #3 | SKT Neoff | +4.88 | 76 | 62 |
| #4 | Xtinctleader | +2.97 | 58 | 70 |
| #5 | Krosser | +2.03 | 74 | 76 |





