








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 33 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 135 matches | ||
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4945 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,603 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3083 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2114 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 4825 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 5581 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,935,101 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 455 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Riichi | 43% | 61 |
| #11 | Grizshaw | 42% | 50 |
| #12 | Combat Arm Veteran | 42% | 112 |
| #13 | SKT Neoff | 40% | 42 |
| #14 | Saint | 38% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BetaNite | 19 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Krosser | 12 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Pope Antonii I | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Xtinctleader | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Saint | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krosser | 786 | 0.24 | 20 min |
| #2 | Xtinctleader | 745 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #3 | BetaNite | 605 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #4 | hedgehog shitting | 423 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #5 | Combat Arm Veteran | 380 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | It's NateID | +5.67 | 72 | 64 |
| #2 | SKT Neoff | +4.48 | 77 | 57 |
| #3 | lazzy | +3.97 | 71 | 52 |
| #4 | Xtinctleader | +1.67 | 54 | 69 |
| #5 | Krosser | +1.54 | 72 | 71 |





