








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 73 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4023 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,476 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3922 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4846 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3645 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4063 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,220,905 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koota | 57% | 56 |
| #2 | facebook.com/THEKERSER | 57% | 44 |
| #3 | Physkx | 55% | 123 |
| #4 | BOG | 55% | 55 |
| #5 | OVERS33R | 54% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | zm0z | 50% | 210 |
| #9 | B3 | 46% | 150 |
| #10 | Dots | 45% | 115 |
| #11 | phyz | 45% | 73 |
| #12 | Two Fn Dogs | 43% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zm0z | 843 | 0.20 | 22 min |
| #2 | B3 | 425 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #3 | Dots | 377 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #4 | Physkx | 251 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | koota | 237 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OVERS33R | +3.45 | 80 | 60 |
| #2 | koota | +2.17 | 82 | 66 |
| #3 | zm0z | +1.65 | 73 | 73 |
| #4 | facebook.com/THEKERSER | +1.39 | 79 | 66 |
| #5 | Physkx | +1.31 | 67 | 51 |





