








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 335 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4207 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,301 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4698 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3189 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3046 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2368 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,854,329 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 396 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B3 | 464 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | zm0z | 460 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #3 | Dots | 267 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | Daaayyuuum | 208 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Two Fn Dogs | 177 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OVERS33R | +3.07 | 83 | 62 |
| #2 | Physkx | +1.56 | 62 | 57 |
| #3 | zm0z | +1.34 | 74 | 73 |
| #4 | B3 | +1.19 | 77 | 58 |
| #5 | Daaayyuuum | +1.15 | 67 | 63 |





