








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 433 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4010 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,642 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4200 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5416 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 3690 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1336 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $877,554 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dots | 37 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | bobbywitdatool | 16 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | zm0z | 12 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | eustace | 10 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | B3 | 9 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dots | 887 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #2 | zm0z | 881 | 0.20 | 24 min |
| #3 | B3 | 467 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #4 | eustace | 245 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | bobbywitdatool | 174 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Linksy | +5.73 | 85 | 52 |
| #2 | OVERS33R | +2.27 | 85 | 62 |
| #3 | zm0z | +2.08 | 75 | 73 |
| #4 | phyz | +1.82 | 63 | 55 |
| #5 | B3 | +1.52 | 79 | 59 |





