








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 455 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Agency | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1988 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,197 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2999 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2131 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2791 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2276 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $518,258 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 694 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Touring Liam | 24 | 0.0180 |
| #2 | Sweden > Norway | 10 | 0.0211 |
| #3 | Pudde | 9 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | Munchis | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Jöns Håkansson från Bemanab | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Touring Liam | 127 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | Sweden > Norway | 106 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #3 | Munchis | 86 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | KebabStockExperten.se | 69 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Söder #LOVE ABBA# | 65 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lotz | +6.65 | 85 | 65 |
| #2 | Touring Liam | +5.23 | 83 | 54 |
| #3 | Sweden > Norway | +4.47 | 77 | 57 |
| #4 | NN1CKE> | +1.63 | 34 | 60 |
| #5 | Ellee | +0.94 | 67 | 48 |





