








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 753 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5692 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,762 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4467 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3719 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3040 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3536 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $538,207 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 631 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [RVL]éclair15 | 60% | 65 |
| #2 | La Belle Couille | 51% | 35 |
| #3 | Jeff Tuche | 51% | 53 |
| #4 | Fatum GC | 51% | 57 |
| #5 | < Jox > | 49% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Saquemerlin | 46% | 87 |
| #8 | lexoseb36(fr) | 40% | 126 |
| #9 | [TSS] supertails120 | 38% | 79 |
| #10 | loissiol | 35% | 63 |
| #11 | Gith@ne | 35% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [TSS] supertails120 | 33 | 0.0203 |
| #2 | UnePouleSDF | 15 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | loissiol | 7 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | lexoseb36(fr) | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | [RVL]éclair15 | 4 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fatum GC | 240 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #2 | lexoseb36(fr) | 220 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | Saquemerlin | 178 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | UnePouleSDF | 163 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | < Jox > | 119 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [RVL]éclair15 | +4.44 | 68 | 49 |
| #2 | < Jox > | +2.70 | 64 | 59 |
| #3 | La Belle Couille | +2.38 | 69 | 45 |
| #4 | CabilCouille o_O | +2.18 | 70 | 49 |
| #5 | Jeff Tuche | +1.71 | 34 | 35 |





