








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 789 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3446 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,085 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1161 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2625 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2291 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1008 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,155,562 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 617 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | La Belle Couille | 65% | 138 |
| #2 | Jeff Tuche | 65% | 20 |
| #3 | Fatum GC | 62% | 53 |
| #4 | CabilCouille o_O | 60% | 65 |
| #5 | < Jox > | 57% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Fatum GC | 62% | 53 |
| #4 | CabilCouille o_O | 60% | 65 |
| #5 | < Jox > | 57% | 56 |
| #6 | lexoseb36(fr) | 55% | 77 |
| #7 | StawKk 🦢 | 54% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StawKk 🦢 | 17 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | CabilCouille o_O | 13 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | La Belle Couille | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | lexoseb36(fr) | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | < Jox > | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fatum GC | 293 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #2 | StawKk 🦢 | 228 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | lexoseb36(fr) | 172 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | La Belle Couille | 166 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | CabilCouille o_O | 147 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [RVL]éclair15 | +3.21 | 67 | 46 |
| #2 | StawKk 🦢 | +2.32 | 79 | 53 |
| #3 | La Belle Couille | +1.65 | 71 | 40 |
| #4 | CabilCouille o_O | +1.07 | 72 | 51 |
| #5 | < Jox > | +0.35 | 59 | 63 |





