








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 131 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
875 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,996 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 680 | 23% |
| Smokes | 947 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 783 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 586 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $535,207 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 569 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fatum GC | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | [RVL]éclair15 | 69% | 16 |
| #3 | TekFuz | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | < Jox > | 59% | 17 |
| #5 | Saquemerlin | 54% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | lexoseb36(fr) | 46% | 28 |
| #8 | CabilCouille o_O | 46% | 84 |
| #9 | [TSS] supertails120 | 46% | 80 |
| #10 | Jeff Tuche | 44% | 9 |
| #11 | loissiol | 44% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CabilCouille o_O | 225 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | Saquemerlin | 77 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | loissiol | 46 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | [TSS] supertails120 | 45 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | lexoseb36(fr) | 43 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | < Jox > | +5.07 | 62 | 67 |
| #2 | [RVL]éclair15 | +4.72 | 61 | 42 |
| #3 | Jeff Tuche | +2.81 | 34 | 26 |
| #4 | CabilCouille o_O | +2.77 | 67 | 47 |
| #5 | TekFuz | +1.92 | 68 | 61 |





