








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 242 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 81 matches | ||
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2770 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,541 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3228 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5295 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3319 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4699 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,066,514 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nàlökîm | 17 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | CabilCouille o_O | 12 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | MagicNey | 11 | 0.0110 |
| #4 | < Jox > | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | [RVL]éclair15 | 5 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fatum GC | 269 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #2 | CabilCouille o_O | 261 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | < Jox > | 229 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | MagicNey | 148 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | [RVL]éclair15 | 114 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nàlökîm | +7.44 | 85 | 31 |
| #2 | [RVL]éclair15 | +5.46 | 70 | 51 |
| #3 | MagicNey | +3.89 | 67 | 62 |
| #4 | < Jox > | +3.50 | 66 | 58 |
| #5 | La Belle Couille | +2.60 | 72 | 42 |





