








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2230 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,773 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 648 | 23% |
| Smokes | 344 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 975 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 806 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $523,507 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benzo | 7 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | Philadelphia Collins | 6 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | kennyWonderchild | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | realnwordalert | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Bangers. | 4 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Jay Huncho | 207 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | Darby | 145 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | Nailz | 115 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | kennyWonderchild | 99 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | BootyMuncher | 93 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | benzo | +7.04 | 91 | 47 |
| #2 | kennyWonderchild | +2.32 | 66 | 48 |
| #3 | Nailz | +0.65 | 61 | 59 |
| #4 | Philadelphia Collins | +0.27 | 65 | 42 |
| #5 | ✪ Jay Huncho | +0.26 | 68 | 45 |





