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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 626 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 342 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5893 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,807 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8325 | 34% |
| Smokes | 6539 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4958 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4985 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,207,755 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reer™ | 260 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #2 | amy♡✿ | 257 | 0.30 | 9 min |
| #3 | amanda | 218 | 0.27 | 8 min |
| #4 | aeon | 91 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | HULK | 75 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Z3NO- | +2.59 | 78 | 69 |
| #2 | amanda | +1.40 | 70 | 80 |
| #3 | amy♡✿ | +0.67 | 68 | 83 |
| #4 | reer™ | +0.15 | 72 | 57 |
| #5 | aeon | -0.22 | 75 | 56 |





