








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 400 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 109 matches | ||
| Faceit | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3006 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,627 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2581 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1648 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2836 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1562 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,846,540 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mitchell | 61% | 144 |
| #2 | flavor | 59% | 132 |
| #3 | Deathspark | 58% | 119 |
| #4 | 170LBSLEAN | 56% | 162 |
| #5 | Phantom | 54% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Deathspark | 58% | 119 |
| #4 | 170LBSLEAN | 56% | 162 |
| #5 | Phantom | 54% | 37 |
| #6 | KsaR | 53% | 93 |
| #7 | 1cey | 45% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flavor | 41 | 0.0158 |
| #2 | 1cey | 38 | 0.0151 |
| #3 | mitchell | 29 | 0.0096 |
| #4 | 170LBSLEAN | 19 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | Deathspark | 14 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mitchell | 606 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #2 | flavor | 531 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #3 | 170LBSLEAN | 444 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #4 | 1cey | 346 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | Deathspark | 338 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mitchell | +4.26 | 86 | 62 |
| #2 | flavor | +3.27 | 82 | 51 |
| #3 | KsaR | +2.67 | 68 | 60 |
| #4 | Deathspark | +0.69 | 60 | 56 |
| #5 | 170LBSLEAN | -0.01 | 65 | 55 |





