








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 147 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1820 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,581 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1616 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1517 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1107 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1341 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $60,099 of utility $16 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | flavor | 62% | 39 |
| #4 | mitchell | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | 170LBSLEAN | 53% | 30 |
| #6 | butter | 53% | 93 |
| #7 | 1cey | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flavor | 8 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | butter | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Deathspark | 7 | 0.0089 |
| #4 | 1cey | 7 | 0.0121 |
| #5 | 170LBSLEAN | 2 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flavor | 146 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | Deathspark | 142 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | butter | 124 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | 170LBSLEAN | 101 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | mitchell | 97 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mitchell | +3.58 | 86 | 65 |
| #2 | KsaR | +2.79 | 79 | 66 |
| #3 | flavor | +2.19 | 86 | 45 |
| #4 | Deathspark | +0.56 | 52 | 69 |
| #5 | 170LBSLEAN | -1.24 | 58 | 62 |





