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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 18 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 100 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1343 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,529 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 903 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1328 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1071 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1227 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $357,742 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 175 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lurban | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | Mr Crisper | 80% | 10 |
| #3 | Casino Marco | 51% | 53 |
| #4 | Kuubz | 49% | 99 |
| #5 | FIERCE | 49% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Casino Marco | 51% | 53 |
| #4 | Kuubz | 49% | 99 |
| #5 | FIERCE | 49% | 124 |
| #6 | KuuL | 48% | 27 |
| #7 | Mongol-Para | 48% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FIERCE | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Kuubz | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Casino Marco | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuubz | 153 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | Casino Marco | 120 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Mongol-Para | 91 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | KuuL | 90 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | FIERCE | 49 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lurban | +4.56 | 79 | 56 |
| #2 | KuuL | +3.66 | 93 | 54 |
| #3 | ᴬqᵘᵃ | +1.96 | 74 | 58 |
| #4 | Mr Crisper | +0.51 | 72 | 52 |
| #5 | Kuubz | -0.30 | 56 | 58 |





