








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 368 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2248 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,171 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2046 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1627 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2709 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2789 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,039,474 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KuuL | 49% | 49 |
| #2 | Casino Marco | 49% | 156 |
| #3 | FIERCE | 48% | 273 |
| #4 | ᴬqᵘᵃ | 48% | 75 |
| #5 | Kuubz | 47% | 259 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | FIERCE | 48% | 273 |
| #4 | ᴬqᵘᵃ | 48% | 75 |
| #5 | Kuubz | 47% | 259 |
| #6 | Mr Crisper | 44% | 55 |
| #7 | T E R A S | 42% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FIERCE | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Kuubz | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Casino Marco | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Mr Crisper | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | ᴬqᵘᵃ | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kuubz | 474 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #2 | Casino Marco | 462 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | KuuL | 160 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | FIERCE | 140 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #5 | Mr Crisper | 120 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KuuL | +3.42 | 94 | 53 |
| #2 | ᴬqᵘᵃ | +2.35 | 71 | 60 |
| #3 | FIERCE | +0.47 | 68 | 52 |
| #4 | Mr Crisper | +0.36 | 68 | 55 |
| #5 | T E R A S | -0.23 | 52 | 63 |





