








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 31 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 74 matches | ||
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1515 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,828 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 651 | 23% |
| Smokes | 370 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 1045 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 762 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $463,883 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phromage | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | Worst_Nightmare | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | charlesouel37 | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | Sauf une fois au chalet | 50% | 247 |
| #5 | WonkaTruck | 49% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Sauf une fois au chalet | 50% | 247 |
| #5 | WonkaTruck | 49% | 116 |
| #6 | Johnny Sins | 47% | 38 |
| #7 | SLARO | 42% | 72 |
| #8 | Merlin_Da_Wizurd | 32% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sauf une fois au chalet | 32 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | SLARO | 13 | 0.0087 |
| #3 | Merlin_Da_Wizurd | 9 | 0.0140 |
| #4 | WonkaTruck | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Johnny Sins | 3 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SLARO | 119 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | WonkaTruck | 105 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | Sauf une fois au chalet | 98 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #4 | Phromage | 48 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Merlin_Da_Wizurd | 47 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Johnny Sins | +3.70 | 57 | 31 |
| #2 | SLARO | +3.66 | 76 | 51 |
| #3 | Worst_Nightmare | +3.64 | 79 | 45 |
| #4 | Sauf une fois au chalet | +3.34 | 72 | 27 |
| #5 | Phromage | +1.07 | 52 | 35 |





