








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 486 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 42 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3772 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,428 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1976 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2290 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2225 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1937 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $938,129 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 402 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sauf une fois au chalet | 47% | 215 |
| #2 | WonkaTruck | 44% | 66 |
| #3 | Johnny Sins | 42% | 72 |
| #4 | Sal Vulcano | 42% | 72 |
| #5 | Phromage | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Sal Vulcano | 42% | 72 |
| #5 | Phromage | 40% | 25 |
| #6 | ImRickus | 36% | 66 |
| #7 | Worst_Nightmare | 34% | 59 |
| #8 | Merlin_Da_Wizurd | 30% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sauf une fois au chalet | 33 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | ImRickus | 12 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | Merlin_Da_Wizurd | 7 | 0.0154 |
| #4 | Sal Vulcano | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Johnny Sins | 5 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImRickus | 155 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | Sauf une fois au chalet | 100 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #3 | Sal Vulcano | 62 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Worst_Nightmare | 53 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | WonkaTruck | 51 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Johnny Sins | +1.51 | 59 | 37 |
| #2 | SLARO | +1.41 | 76 | 47 |
| #3 | Worst_Nightmare | +0.50 | 64 | 46 |
| #4 | Sauf une fois au chalet | +0.25 | 66 | 26 |
| #5 | ImRickus | -0.04 | 48 | 58 |





