








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 32 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
972 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 222 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10 | 5% |
| Smokes | 83 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 7 | 3% |
| Molotovs | 122 | 55% |
Our logs show you have wasted $77,337 of utility $11 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perry Da PlaTtypus | 12 | 0.0176 |
| #2 | Rurouni | 5 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Arvid | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | Blue's Clues | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | SilkyDumplings | 3 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rurouni | 106 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | Travis c0cks | 106 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #3 | Perry Da PlaTtypus | 89 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Prevail aG | 73 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Arvid | 52 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prevail aG | +9.31 | 78 | 50 |
| #2 | Arvid | +5.96 | 55 | 60 |
| #3 | MactepAF | +5.91 | 68 | 20 |
| #4 | Perry Da PlaTtypus | +5.24 | 61 | 42 |
| #5 | Giorgio | +4.21 | 71 | 35 |





