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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 55 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 98 matches | ||
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 84 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1651 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,997 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 284 | 3% |
| Smokes | 3969 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 1883 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2861 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,623,525 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F1DGET | 55% | 42 |
| #2 | IClapCheeks | 38% | 240 |
| #3 | hot but psycho | 37% | 89 |
| #4 | Wie geil Boning | 36% | 472 |
| #5 | aihooma963 | 32% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Wie geil Boning | 36% | 472 |
| #5 | aihooma963 | 32% | 44 |
| #6 | The Defuser | 32% | 221 |
| #7 | Michiiiiii | 30% | 238 |
| #8 | FighterTom | 21% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wie geil Boning | 23 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | hot but psycho | 11 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | IClapCheeks | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Michiiiiii | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | The Defuser | 4 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IClapCheeks | 414 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #2 | Michiiiiii | 191 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #3 | hot but psycho | 139 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Wie geil Boning | 127 | 0.01 | 4 min |
| #5 | aihooma963 | 92 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IClapCheeks | +8.34 | 83 | 62 |
| #2 | hot but psycho | +4.67 | 63 | 54 |
| #3 | F1DGET | +2.38 | 49 | 40 |
| #4 | FighterTom | +2.03 | 42 | 50 |
| #5 | Michiiiiii | -1.27 | 20 | 41 |





