








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 930 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 136 matches | ||
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4450 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,001 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 813 | 7% |
| Smokes | 3181 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4011 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3996 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,729,900 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F1DGET | 49% | 86 |
| #2 | hot but psycho | 43% | 178 |
| #3 | IClapCheeks | 41% | 331 |
| #4 | aihooma963 | 39% | 87 |
| #5 | SANDY | 36% | 472 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | aihooma963 | 39% | 87 |
| #5 | SANDY | 36% | 472 |
| #6 | The Defuser | 35% | 292 |
| #7 | FighterTom | 35% | 100 |
| #8 | Michiiiiii | 35% | 332 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hot but psycho | 24 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | IClapCheeks | 14 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | SANDY | 13 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Michiiiiii | 8 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | The Defuser | 6 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IClapCheeks | 564 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #2 | Michiiiiii | 257 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #3 | hot but psycho | 235 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | aihooma963 | 187 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | FighterTom | 115 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IClapCheeks | +8.14 | 82 | 63 |
| #2 | hot but psycho | +4.21 | 64 | 54 |
| #3 | FighterTom | +1.83 | 43 | 49 |
| #4 | F1DGET | +1.80 | 49 | 35 |
| #5 | Michiiiiii | -1.58 | 19 | 40 |





