








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 278 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2747 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1014 | 38% |
| Smokes | 428 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 719 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 520 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $152,215 of utility $14 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bucky | 67% | 30 |
| #2 | Tyebo | 59% | 37 |
| #3 | NBA YungSlatt | 59% | 135 |
| #4 | Danklord420 | 46% | 145 |
| #5 | Scooby-Doo(Pwned) | 42% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Tyebo | 59% | 37 |
| #3 | NBA YungSlatt | 59% | 135 |
| #4 | Danklord420 | 46% | 145 |
| #5 | Scooby-Doo(Pwned) | 42% | 113 |
| #6 | Clutch | 30% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NBA YungSlatt | 14 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Danklord420 | 10 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Tyebo | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Bucky | 4 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | Scooby-Doo(Pwned) | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NBA YungSlatt | 420 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #2 | Scooby-Doo(Pwned) | 309 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | Clutch | 136 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | Tyebo | 102 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Danklord420 | 91 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NBA YungSlatt | +6.36 | 71 | 57 |
| #2 | Tyebo | +5.92 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | Scooby-Doo(Pwned) | +1.54 | 36 | 71 |
| #4 | Bucky | +0.52 | 37 | 67 |
| #5 | Danklord420 | -0.89 | 18 | 30 |





