








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 317 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 268 matches | ||
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2785 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,582 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4074 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3632 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2056 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1820 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,989,237 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 395 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scooby-Doo(Pwned) | 36% | 248 |
| #2 | NBA YungSlatt | 36% | 104 |
| #3 | Bucky | 33% | 73 |
| #4 | Danklord420 | 32% | 84 |
| #5 | luigi mangione | 30% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | NBA YungSlatt | 36% | 104 |
| #3 | Bucky | 33% | 73 |
| #4 | Danklord420 | 32% | 84 |
| #5 | luigi mangione | 30% | 47 |
| #6 | hakcermenツ | 28% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scooby-Doo(Pwned) | 12 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | NBA YungSlatt | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Danklord420 | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Bucky | 4 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | luigi mangione | 4 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scooby-Doo(Pwned) | 607 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #2 | NBA YungSlatt | 384 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #3 | Bucky | 173 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | hakcermenツ | 116 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Danklord420 | 59 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NBA YungSlatt | +5.19 | 71 | 55 |
| #2 | Scooby-Doo(Pwned) | +2.90 | 39 | 70 |
| #3 | hakcermenツ | +1.82 | 50 | 45 |
| #4 | Bucky | +1.72 | 39 | 68 |
| #5 | Danklord420 | -2.34 | 14 | 33 |





