








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2695 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,190 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3650 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2634 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2161 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1745 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $398,448 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Scooby-Doo(Pwned) | 51% | 51 |
| #8 | Clementine | 50% | 14 |
| #9 | playguy carter | 48% | 25 |
| #10 | prism131 | 46% | 26 |
| #11 | Clutch | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NBA YungSlatt | 14 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | prism131 | 9 | 0.0176 |
| #3 | playguy carter | 5 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | Clementine | 5 | 0.0211 |
| #5 | Bucky | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NBA YungSlatt | 473 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #2 | Scooby-Doo(Pwned) | 145 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | Bucky | 134 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | Clutch | 110 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | playguy carter | 55 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NBA YungSlatt | +3.19 | 64 | 55 |
| #2 | Tyebo | +3.08 | 71 | 67 |
| #3 | Clementine | +1.57 | 76 | 58 |
| #4 | LowSensLoser | -0.03 | 76 | 48 |
| #5 | Bucky | -0.08 | 28 | 70 |





