








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 116 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
745 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,445 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 526 | 36% |
| Smokes | 314 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 250 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 355 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $359,758 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vH0r | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | joao tosta | 51% | 35 |
| #3 | alberto cabedal | 44% | 52 |
| #4 | carl benson | 40% | 25 |
| #5 | Esguinaldo | 36% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alberto cabedal | 11 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | Fineco | 9 | 0.0298 |
| #3 | carl benson | 7 | 0.0132 |
| #4 | Esguinaldo | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | joao tosta | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alberto cabedal | 397 | 0.36 | 12 min |
| #2 | Esguinaldo | 137 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | joao tosta | 121 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | Fineco | 105 | 0.35 | 2 min |
| #5 | carl benson | 75 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fineco | +5.85 | 85 | 70 |
| #2 | vH0r | +4.28 | 64 | 72 |
| #3 | alberto cabedal | +2.72 | 63 | 74 |
| #4 | joao tosta | +1.92 | 72 | 66 |
| #5 | jmBdaddy | -0.30 | 64 | 50 |





