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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 124 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1829 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,822 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1411 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1087 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1024 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1300 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $723,888 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Esguinaldo | 48% | 89 |
| #15 | vorie | 44% | 9 |
| #16 | too high to even play | 44% | 9 |
| #17 | carl benson | 44% | 48 |
| #18 | shikelepani | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alberto cabedal | 15 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Fineco | 13 | 0.0241 |
| #3 | carl benson | 11 | 0.0114 |
| #4 | Esguinaldo | 9 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | vH0r | 4 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alberto cabedal | 666 | 0.36 | 19 min |
| #2 | Esguinaldo | 256 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Fineco | 215 | 0.40 | 6 min |
| #4 | carl benson | 143 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | vH0r | 136 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fineco | +3.07 | 77 | 71 |
| #2 | alberto cabedal | +2.60 | 65 | 71 |
| #3 | too high to even play | +2.59 | 56 | 40 |
| #4 | vH0r | +2.48 | 71 | 61 |
| #5 | joao tosta | +2.33 | 78 | 65 |





