








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 470 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1779 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,103 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 882 | 21% |
| Smokes | 684 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1353 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1184 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $566,103 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gray | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Aspext | 58% | 60 |
| #3 | Kgn Destoyer | 56% | 52 |
| #4 | tmk | 48% | 31 |
| #5 | chanj | 46% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aspext | 228 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | Barry McCockinner | 182 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #3 | chanj | 135 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | gray | 86 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kgn Destoyer | 42 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tmk | +7.10 | 83 | 44 |
| #2 | Aspext | +6.57 | 94 | 68 |
| #3 | gray | +1.13 | 84 | 55 |
| #4 | chanj | +1.04 | 81 | 68 |
| #5 | jigsys | -0.97 | 58 | 36 |





