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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 314 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 196 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1333 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,949 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2527 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1422 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1618 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1382 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,264,141 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 390 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tmk | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | Aspext | 58% | 57 |
| #3 | Kgn Destoyer | 56% | 97 |
| #4 | chanj | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | jigsys | 46% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tmk | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | Aspext | 58% | 57 |
| #3 | Kgn Destoyer | 56% | 97 |
| #4 | chanj | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | jigsys | 46% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kgn Destoyer | 13 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | jigsys | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | tmk | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | chanj | 3 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | Aspext | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aspext | 176 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | Kgn Destoyer | 109 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | jigsys | 47 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | tmk | 44 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | chanj | 41 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aspext | +7.01 | 94 | 65 |
| #2 | tmk | +6.75 | 86 | 44 |
| #3 | chanj | +0.69 | 78 | 62 |
| #4 | Kgn Destoyer | +0.06 | 50 | 31 |
| #5 | jigsys | -1.19 | 54 | 39 |





