








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 58 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2360 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,299 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1409 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2884 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2755 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2251 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $411,097 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝑭𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒀 | 89% | 18 |
| #2 | Sahar Luna | 82% | 17 |
| #3 | Barry Badrinath 🚒 | 80% | 66 |
| #4 | ws | 80% | 15 |
| #5 | ♚Uncle Roger♚™ | 75% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GROLAR | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Sahar Luna | 4 | 0.0125 |
| #3 | Ketua PIBG | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Barry Badrinath 🚒 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | SPECTRE | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GROLAR | 88 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #2 | Ketua PIBG | 88 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | SPECTRE | 41 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | ♚Uncle Roger♚™ | 40 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | MasterBaiter | 37 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GR0LAR | +5.84 | 76 | 67 |
| #2 | 𝑭𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒀 | +5.67 | 90 | 47 |
| #3 | Sahar Luna | +4.62 | 76 | 62 |
| #4 | ♚Uncle Roger♚™ | +3.30 | 50 | 65 |
| #5 | SPECTRE | +3.24 | 64 | 56 |





