








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 707 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5351 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,467 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2144 | 10% |
| Smokes | 6476 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 7364 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 5483 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,597,095 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 733 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLEK Kundi. | 80% | 66 |
| #2 | γ.exe β βUncle Rogerββ’ | 78% | 36 |
| #3 | Tony LC Sign | 70% | 50 |
| #4 | GRβLAR | 67% | 335 |
| #5 | -FBCS- SP3CTRE | 67% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GRβLAR | 203 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #2 | Zamzal | 176 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Enjoy a cup of LiberTea | 113 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Me with four rats | 111 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | -FBCS- SP3CTRE | 97 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | β£GR0LARβ£ | +5.38 | 70 | 55 |
| #2 | BLEK Kundi. | +5.21 | 76 | 55 |
| #3 | -FBCS- SP3CTRE | +3.05 | 61 | 50 |
| #4 | Tony LC Sign | +2.45 | 64 | 51 |
| #5 | Me with four rats | +1.78 | 77 | 59 |





