








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 742 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 61 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 108 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4050 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,479 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4017 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3500 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2784 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3178 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,232,270 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 559 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GROLAR | 9 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | SPECTRE | 6 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | Barry Badrinath 🚒 | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | GR0LAR | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | L1ew | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L1ew | +2.91 | 83 | 47 |
| #2 | GR0LAR | +2.39 | 76 | 56 |
| #3 | SPECTRE | +1.55 | 60 | 59 |
| #4 | MasterBaiter | +1.17 | 67 | 55 |
| #5 | GROLAR | +1.16 | 66 | 55 |





