








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1524 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 567 matches | ||
| Premier | 278 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 187 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12878 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 57,097 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16635 | 29% |
| Smokes | 13161 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 14538 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 12763 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,289,721 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 552 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BradPitt | 50% | 477 |
| #2 | REEK | 45% | 531 |
| #3 | The Piscinthropus Submarinus | 43% | 724 |
| #4 | Rajesh Koothrappali | 41% | 246 |
| #5 | Email-Worm.Win32.MeltingScreen | 40% | 481 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REEK | 1901 | 0.18 | 39 min |
| #2 | ghstrydr | 1351 | 0.11 | 31 min |
| #3 | BradPitt | 848 | 0.09 | 20 min |
| #4 | Email-Worm.Win32.MeltingScreen | 709 | 0.07 | 16 min |
| #5 | The Piscinthropus Submarinus | 556 | 0.04 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BradPitt | +3.65 | 70 | 58 |
| #2 | Rajesh Koothrappali | +2.02 | 61 | 61 |
| #3 | REEK | +1.06 | 62 | 60 |
| #4 | Worldeater | +0.54 | 57 | 64 |
| #5 | ghstrydr | -0.15 | 67 | 55 |





