








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 487 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 206 matches | ||
| Wingman | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4816 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,867 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4104 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3662 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 5962 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 4139 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,231,452 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REEK | 44% | 250 |
| #2 | BradPitt | 43% | 211 |
| #3 | ghstrydr | 41% | 231 |
| #4 | Worldeater | 40% | 481 |
| #5 | The Piscinthropus Submarinus | 40% | 379 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Worldeater | 1454 | 0.15 | 35 min |
| #2 | REEK | 892 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #3 | ghstrydr | 577 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #4 | BradPitt | 413 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #5 | The Piscinthropus Submarinus | 389 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BradPitt | +3.27 | 70 | 59 |
| #2 | Rajesh Koothrappali | +2.08 | 62 | 65 |
| #3 | REEK | +1.17 | 64 | 63 |
| #4 | Worldeater | +0.66 | 54 | 65 |
| #5 | ghstrydr | +0.17 | 67 | 53 |





