








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 145 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 289 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2703 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,909 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6615 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4960 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3396 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2938 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $285,550 of utility $30 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | untied shoe | 49% | 35 |
| #2 | Stinjamín Franklin | 47% | 83 |
| #3 | Crooksy | 42% | 36 |
| #4 | Larry L. | 39% | 54 |
| #5 | Am6roz | 26% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | untied shoe | 49% | 35 |
| #2 | Stinjamín Franklin | 47% | 83 |
| #3 | Crooksy | 42% | 36 |
| #4 | Larry L. | 39% | 54 |
| #5 | Am6roz | 26% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stinjamín Franklin | 14 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | Larry L. | 5 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Crooksy | 4 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | untied shoe | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Am6roz | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | untied shoe | 200 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| #2 | Stinjamín Franklin | 147 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Larry L. | 106 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Am6roz | 90 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Crooksy | 29 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stinjamín Franklin | +2.92 | 63 | 53 |
| #2 | untied shoe | +1.74 | 56 | 65 |
| #3 | Crooksy | +0.58 | 47 | 47 |
| #4 | Larry L. | -0.09 | 59 | 54 |
| #5 | dadacastle | -1.60 | 26 | 58 |





