








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
248 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 307 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 65 | 21% |
| Smokes | 40 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 124 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 78 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $22,812 of utility $29 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ra1n | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | Deuk | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | Edicto | 50% | 30 |
| #4 | Николай | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | Dahaz | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Deuk | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | Edicto | 50% | 30 |
| #4 | Николай | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | Dahaz | 42% | 12 |
| #6 | 상식 | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Edicto | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Ra1n | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Dahaz | 1 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Edicto | 43 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #2 | Ra1n | 26 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | 상식 | 22 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #4 | Dahaz | 15 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | Deuk | 8 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deuk | +6.06 | 77 | 69 |
| #2 | Ra1n | +3.14 | 93 | 62 |
| #3 | Edicto | +1.14 | 85 | 50 |
| #4 | Dahaz | +0.09 | 77 | 47 |
| #5 | Николай | -0.12 | 79 | 31 |





