








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
250 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 456 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 137 | 30% |
| Smokes | 78 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 179 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 62 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $81,789 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deuk | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Ra1n | 48% | 21 |
| #3 | Dahaz | 45% | 11 |
| #4 | HENDI | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | Edicto | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | HENDI | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | Edicto | 39% | 23 |
| #6 | 상식 | 33% | 12 |
| #7 | メスブタ | 25% | 4 |
| #8 | POP | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ra1n | 5 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | Edicto | 3 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ra1n | 38 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | 상식 | 24 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #3 | Edicto | 17 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Dahaz | 15 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | POP | 9 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ra1n | +4.72 | 96 | 52 |
| #2 | Edicto | +1.19 | 85 | 52 |
| #3 | Deuk | -0.10 | 66 | 71 |
| #4 | Dahaz | -0.86 | 75 | 39 |
| #5 | Николай | -1.09 | 67 | 39 |





