








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 294 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5568 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,872 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1535 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3271 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 698 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 2368 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,892,693 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ra1n | 56% | 278 |
| #2 | Dahaz | 55% | 157 |
| #3 | Deuk | 54% | 70 |
| #4 | メスブタ | 52% | 46 |
| #5 | 상식 | 52% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ra1n | 37 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | Dahaz | 11 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | POP | 11 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | 상식 | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Deuk | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ra1n | 445 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #2 | Dahaz | 270 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | 상식 | 197 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | POP | 181 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Deuk | 105 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ra1n | +4.15 | 91 | 52 |
| #2 | Deuk | +3.23 | 81 | 62 |
| #3 | Edicto | +0.77 | 85 | 44 |
| #4 | Dahaz | +0.16 | 68 | 45 |
| #5 | HENDI | -0.58 | 64 | 28 |





