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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 311 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 238 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4894 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,738 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3202 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3663 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1965 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2908 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,030,688 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 384 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deuk | 69% | 48 |
| #2 | 상식 | 56% | 103 |
| #3 | Edicto | 56% | 278 |
| #4 | Dahaz | 55% | 216 |
| #5 | メスブタ | 54% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Dahaz | 55% | 216 |
| #5 | メスブタ | 54% | 85 |
| #6 | POP | 54% | 135 |
| #7 | ANGGER2EZ | 50% | 32 |
| #8 | RILEY | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Edicto | 15 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Dahaz | 15 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | POP | 15 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | 상식 | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Deuk | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dahaz | 385 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #2 | POP | 299 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | Edicto | 226 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #4 | 상식 | 150 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Deuk | 57 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ra1n | +4.37 | 91 | 51 |
| #2 | Deuk | +3.13 | 83 | 64 |
| #3 | Edicto | +0.47 | 83 | 43 |
| #4 | Dahaz | +0.32 | 68 | 46 |
| #5 | RILEY | -1.67 | 41 | 62 |





