








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 418 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2348 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,411 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1804 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2296 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1785 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1526 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $781,862 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 189 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OLKWEEE | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | Jara | 67% | 21 |
| #3 | Mäntyy | 65% | 17 |
| #4 | simo | 65% | 17 |
| #5 | Terva | 62% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kybe | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Raju Kakka Pibels | 5 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | Tube | 5 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | Mäntyy | 4 | 0.0107 |
| #5 | Timo | 2 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Na1L | 121 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #2 | guudilepa | 114 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | kybe | 102 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Raju Kakka Pibels | 100 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | Timo | 77 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jara | +3.23 | 83 | 82 |
| #2 | Raju Kakka Pibels | +1.78 | 87 | 69 |
| #3 | romp | +1.14 | 68 | 67 |
| #4 | kybe | +1.05 | 75 | 50 |
| #5 | Na1L | +0.95 | 54 | 74 |





