








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1125 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 447 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 225 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9461 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,772 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4463 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5081 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5422 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2806 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,060,290 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 396 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tube | 89 | 0.0165 |
| #2 | Jaakylmakameli | 32 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | Abdullarahman | 20 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | OLKWEEE | 11 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | romp | 7 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Na1L | 983 | 0.29 | 31 min |
| #2 | Jaakylmakameli | 516 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #3 | Tube | 487 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #4 | OLKWEEE | 281 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #5 | romp | 253 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kybe | +2.01 | 78 | 54 |
| #2 | Na1L | +1.75 | 61 | 80 |
| #3 | olkku | +1.12 | 75 | 46 |
| #4 | romp | +0.89 | 65 | 67 |
| #5 | Tube | +0.83 | 49 | 51 |





