








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 592 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 494 matches | ||
| Wingman | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5572 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,080 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8501 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6945 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5953 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5681 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $900,725 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 180 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BH | 57% | 77 |
| #2 | jappe | 57% | 44 |
| #3 | Litti Peukku | 55% | 250 |
| #4 | Jukka Valonantaja | 55% | 253 |
| #5 | ässä | 55% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Litti Peukku | 493 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #2 | Jukka Valonantaja | 360 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #3 | Mikko Merikivi | 287 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | ässä | 256 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | BH | 112 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jappe | +1.38 | 48 | 68 |
| #2 | Timo | +1.09 | 65 | 66 |
| #3 | Mikko Merikivi | +0.84 | 67 | 65 |
| #4 | Litti Peukku | +0.64 | 45 | 77 |
| #5 | ässä | +0.47 | 72 | 58 |





