








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 822 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5441 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,150 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5027 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3445 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4415 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4263 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $801,275 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 495 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Terva | 61% | 36 |
| #2 | romp | 61% | 33 |
| #3 | work harder child | 51% | 59 |
| #4 | Dopp1e | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | Mäntyy | 50% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Dopp1e | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | Mäntyy | 50% | 52 |
| #6 | simo | 46% | 54 |
| #7 | SRsly | 46% | 199 |
| #8 | MustaKukko | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SRsly | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Mäntyy | 11 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | simo | 8 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | Dopp1e | 5 | 0.0116 |
| #5 | MustaKukko | 5 | 0.0119 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SRsly | 1428 | 0.36 | 39 min |
| #2 | Mäntyy | 238 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #3 | MustaKukko | 129 | 0.31 | 3 min |
| #4 | work harder child | 121 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Dopp1e | 110 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raju Kakka Pibels | +4.16 | 88 | 75 |
| #2 | romp | +2.07 | 76 | 61 |
| #3 | simo | +1.15 | 83 | 69 |
| #4 | MustaKukko | +0.57 | 78 | 67 |
| #5 | Terva | +0.55 | 82 | 57 |





