








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 141 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3034 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,933 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4689 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4304 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2885 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4055 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $647,885 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suoladgl | 94% | 18 |
| #2 | kyykyttaja | 73% | 26 |
| #3 | kippo^ ez.org | 70% | 33 |
| #4 | OLKWEEE | 63% | 16 |
| #5 | Abdullarahman | 60% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Pottu | 52% | 25 |
| #9 | romp | 52% | 25 |
| #10 | kybe | 51% | 159 |
| #11 | Tube | 47% | 76 |
| #12 | Dexsie | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tube | 19 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | Jaakylmakameli | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Pottu | 7 | 0.0138 |
| #4 | kybe | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | romp | 3 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kybe | 225 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #2 | Tube | 165 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Jaakylmakameli | 152 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | romp | 128 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #5 | kippo^ ez.org | 117 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kippo^ ez.org | +2.93 | 77 | 81 |
| #2 | Na1L | +2.04 | 61 | 77 |
| #3 | Suoladgl | +1.77 | 77 | 72 |
| #4 | romp | +0.85 | 67 | 69 |
| #5 | Tube | +0.48 | 52 | 52 |





