








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 221 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4753 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,119 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3598 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5073 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5072 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4376 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,617,106 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1367 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rupan | 58% | 69 |
| #2 | S0yBean SaVIOr! | 54% | 98 |
| #3 | Joe Cool | 51% | 68 |
| #4 | Vlad | 51% | 115 |
| #5 | 2Goldfish | 47% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joe Cool | +9.54 | 88 | 46 |
| #2 | Rupan | +6.57 | 89 | 59 |
| #3 | Vlad | +4.58 | 70 | 62 |
| #4 | 2Goldfish | +3.49 | 52 | 59 |
| #5 | S0yBean SaVIOr! | +3.43 | 48 | 55 |





