








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 452 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 119 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3060 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,585 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1686 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2811 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1062 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2026 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,118,822 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pickers | 67% | 55 |
| #2 | LifesizePenguin | 67% | 42 |
| #3 | Psychopomp | 63% | 56 |
| #4 | zCBN5zz | 60% | 131 |
| #5 | sPr1nkle_ | 59% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zCBN5zz | 735 | 0.26 | 22 min |
| #2 | sPr1nkle_ | 265 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | LifesizePenguin | 231 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #4 | Samboucaaa | 130 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | Psychopomp | 74 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Psychopomp | +3.20 | 89 | 38 |
| #2 | 2w1ce | +2.41 | 85 | 50 |
| #3 | Pickers | +0.87 | 67 | 46 |
| #4 | zCBN5zz | +0.14 | 76 | 71 |
| #5 | sPr1nkle_ | +0.08 | 68 | 49 |





